We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news
We have just received disturbing reports of a monster of unknown origin terrorising downtown. The monster seems to be a rolling mass of some sort of unidentifiable pulsing flesh and expanding rapidly. Early reports suggest that the monster has already done inestimable damage to crucial infrastructure and has claimed a number of casualties. Law enforcemet, first responders and the military are arriving on the scene as we speak and evacuation of civilians has begun.
Eyewitnesses describe the scene as “crunchy arcade destruction where survival blends with score-chasing!”. So far, the monster seems like some kind of a ROLLA. Where did this thing come from? And can we stop it?
We now go to our eye on the sky. Parental discretion is advised as the following footage may shock younger viewers.
ROLLA seems to be moving in the direction of Steam Bullet Fest. We advise extreme caution between June 8 and June 15 should you choose to enter the area the monster roams in.