BREAKING NEWS: A monster approaching your neighbourhood
BREAKING NEWS!! This is Anni from Pantaloon and this is News at 9.
We have an update on the seemingly extraterrestial blob of flesh terrorising parts of our beautiful city. The monster has continued to expand at a catastrophic rate and has already caused thousands of casualties and millions in infrastructural damage. The latest captured by our reporters at the Pixel Arcadia Showcase have just informed us that this monstrosity is going to reach us on September 30th.
Law enforcemet, first responders and the military are advising civilians to evacuate and to not engage the being as attempts to reason with it have been unsuccessful. I repeat. For your safety, do not engage with ROLLA. Eyewitnesses have described victims being lured by the “crunchy arcade destruction where survival blends with score-chasing!”.
We now once again go to our eye on the sky. Parental discretion is advised as the following footage may shock younger viewers.
ROLLA will launch its attack on September 30th.