Why so serious? Play "Safety First!" now on Nintendo Switch
Safety First! The single- talented stick-man with the clumsy movement and the awesome Magical Yellow Repair Liquid has found its way to broken cables once again.
As of today Safety First! can be purchased on the Nintendo eShop for Switch! It is available for the nice price of 2,99€ / 2,99$ / 2,69£. Additionally someone magically fixed a release bonus of 33% for the first week.
Your idea to rush to your Switch right now is completely understandable, but first you should go on reading and watching, as this will be quite "educational" and helpful for many conversations in the future. You'll see ...
P.S..seriously, the game is not about private parts. It's really about a ...
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