Why so serious? Play "Safety First!" now on Nintendo Switch

Safety First! The single- talented stick-man with the clumsy movement and the awesome Magical Yellow Repair Liquid has found its way to broken cables once again.

As of today Safety First! can be purchased on the Nintendo eShop for Switch! It is available for the nice price of 2,99€ / 2,99$ / 2,69£. Additionally someone magically fixed a release bonus of 33% for the first week.

Your idea to rush to your Switch right now is completely understandable, but first you should go on reading and watching, as this will be quite "educational" and helpful for many conversations in the future. You'll see ...

P.S..seriously, the game is not about private parts. It's really about a ...

  • flesh flute

  • one-eyed monster

  • beef whistle

  • ding dong mcdork

  • Mr. Torpedo

  • flesh tower

  • schlong dongadoodle

  • Pedro

  • rod of pleasure

  • longfellow

  • Senior Ding Dong

  • quiver bone

  • Konkey Dong

  • biggus dickus

  • sausage

  • Krull The Warrior King

  • third leg

  • trouser snake

  • dipstick

  • love stick

  • Johnson

  • thundersword

  • stick shift

  • spawn hammer

  • Baloney Pony

  • bratwurst

  • purple-helmeted warrior of love

  • popeye

  • pink oboe

  • Richard

  • wing dang doodle

  • winkie

  • schwanz

  • moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love

  • meter long king kong dong

  • boomstick

  • meat thermometer

  • eggroll

  • luigi

  • joystick

  • piss weasle

  • Willy

  • hose

  • heat-seeking moisture missile

  • fun stick

  • jackhammer

  • plug

  • lizard

  • wiener

  • Ding Dong McDork

  • Long John Silver

  • Crotch Bob

  • dude piston

  • pig skin bus

  • single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun

1. April 2019, von Markus 'Markus S.' Schaffarz

Headup Games

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