Why so serious? Play "Safety First!" now on Nintendo Switch
Safety First! The single- talented stick-man with the clumsy movement and the awesome Magical Yellow Repair Liquid has found its way to broken cables once again.
As of today Safety First! can be purchased on the Nintendo eShop for Switch! It is available for the nice price of 2,99€ / 2,99$ / 2,69£. Additionally someone magically fixed a release bonus of 33% for the first week.
Your idea to rush to your Switch right now is completely understandable, but first you should go on reading and watching, as this will be quite "educational" and helpful for many conversations in the future. You'll see ...
P.S..seriously, the game is not about private parts. It's really about a ...
flesh flute
one-eyed monster
beef whistle
ding dong mcdork
Mr. Torpedo
flesh tower
schlong dongadoodle
Pedro
rod of pleasure
longfellow
Senior Ding Dong
quiver bone
Konkey Dong
biggus dickus
sausage
Krull The Warrior King
third leg
trouser snake
dipstick
love stick
Johnson
thundersword
stick shift
spawn hammer
Baloney Pony
bratwurst
purple-helmeted warrior of love
popeye
pink oboe
Richard
wing dang doodle
winkie
schwanz
moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
meter long king kong dong
boomstick
meat thermometer
eggroll
luigi
joystick
piss weasle
Willy
hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
fun stick
jackhammer
plug
lizard
wiener
Ding Dong McDork
Long John Silver
Crotch Bob
dude piston
pig skin bus
single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun